if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
jade had to stuff her grandfather’s corpse when she was like five yet three-quarters of all sadstuck is strider manpain
“woah sir, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me” the airport security guard jokes. i begin to sweat profusely.
growing up sucks
no why would you do this
GO. LEAVE. YOU KILLED ME ENOUGH
becoming a homestuck
Good evening. My name is crash. These are the boys.
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. This makes me want I fucking VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little shit trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated enslavement otherwise known as a “relationship”, but he’s also done it by desecrating the corpse of an animal. People like you should be culled. Do you live in a warehouse where machine suck the milk from your nipples until you are RAW???? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY AND PUT THEM ON A PIZZA. I hope you get struck my a slow moving steamroller you suck son of a bitch.
aahhaha get it. cheesy because pizza has cheese. ahahah op you card you
I think vegan sjbs are my favorite people ever
I hope she said no. There’s no pepperoni on it.
Aw that’s considerate, they put paper underneath the pizza to keep the grease from soaking through. Never seen that before.